The hardest working goldfish in Vancouver

Oh, that Lumpy. He is one dazzling hunk-a hunk-a burning luuuuuuuurv. He swims up and down the tank most enticingly, trolling for some "goldfish crumbles" which I serve up fresh and tasty several times per day, per the instructions on the canister. It's gotta be hard to swim that beautifully and fast with what amounts to a vicious hunchback perched on his right dorsal fin.