A List

1. My uncle once: streaked naked around my grandma's house, fell down and scraped his butt in the gravelly mud puddle.
2. Never in my life have I: smoked a tobacco cigarette. Not even one puff.
3. The one person who can drive me nuts: this friend of a friend who likes to fuck with people just to see what happens. I can't stand her.
4. College is: looming on my horizon.
5. When I’m nervous: I crave sugar.
6. The last time I cried was: last night remembering my old cat who died last year.
7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: really happy not to have to dress up in weird wedding clothes.
8. My hair: "used to be red." Is growing out into a bob again.
9. When I was 5: we moved to Oregon from Florida.
10. Last Christmas: I got the most beautiful earrings from my better half.
11. When I turn my head left, I see: shelves.
12. When I turn my head right: Maxfield Parrish prints hanging on my walls.
13. When I look down I see: my laptop, which I love more than is healthy.
14. The craziest recent event was: trick-or-treating with the baby
15. If I was a character on Friends I’d be: Chandler in female form
16. By this time next year: I'll be 40.
17. My favorite Aunt is: my Aunt Lea, but I only have one other and I love her too.
18. I have a hard time understanding: my father.
19. One time at a family gathering: my other Aunt belly-danced. She was really good too.
20. You know I “like” you if: I can hardly speak to you.
21. If I won an award, the first person (people) I’d thank: my partner, and then my Mom.
22. Take my advice: stay hungry, stay foolish.
23. My ideal breakfast is: one somebody brings to me on a plate.
24. If you visit my hometown: I'll take you around and show you stuff.
25. Where do you plan to visit anytime soon: maybe the beach.
26. If you spend the night at my house: you’d sleep on a lumpy futon in the living room and the cat would pester you all night. Plus you'd get up early because the baby does.
27. The world could do without: George Bush
28. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: um, nothing. I wouldn't lick the belly of a cockroach.
29. Most recent thing you’ve bought yourself? A soda on my way to class.
30. Most recent thing someone else bought for you: my Mom bought me this laptop for my birthday. Thanks Mom!
31. My favorite blonde friend is: Karen.
32. My favorite brunette / black hair friend is: Brenda
33. The last time I was high: I was 21.
34. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: my cat
35. I should have been: a nurse a long time ago.
36. Once, at a restaurant: I cried in the bathroom.
37. Last night: I went to bed early.
38. A better name for myself would be: Nurse Ratched.
39. If I ever go back to school : I'm already there...
40. My birthday: is in September.
41. The last time I had sex was: none of your business. A lady doesn't discuss these matters.
42. And by the way: my troll hunter is level 36!